Dear Internet,

I would like to inform you that because of your generosity and availability I am obliged to take complete advantage of you. Not only are you a loyal companion but also you have risen above and beyond every expectation in all your amity. Because this is a give take relationship, I am extremely thankful that you are non-exclusive, and hold you in the highest regard. You are the reason I find myself to be absolutely indulging. Because you have accept me with open arms, and because you have allowed me to express myself in the manner of my choosing, I nominate you as the single most destructive invention known to my existence. How I love you. With you, I can be everything I’m not.
Thank you and good night,
Autumn