At Target

While standing in line at the technology counter at Target today I noticed a sign posted on the register. The sign read, "please make all alcoholic purchases in the front." As I was being waited on, a man got in line behind me with a 12 pack of root beer and a box donuts. I looked back at him, and upon making eye contact, pointed at the sign. He looked at the sign, and then back at me. The expression on his face: blank, absent of all emotion. In effort to redeem myself I told him it was a joke, and began to try and explain it when he interrupted, “You must be from Utah.”

Thank you Root Beer man.